My mate got on the bus the other day with his grandad but there was no seating they had to stand. The bus driver said move farther down the bus. My mate said "that's not my dad it's my grandad"
A man got arrested for going into his local library and removing all the full stops from the books. His solicitor has said he can expect a very long sentence.....
I went out for a Chinese meal last night and chatted with the old waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and had been a kamikaze pilot. His code name? "Chow Mein." I said, “Wait… didn’t kamikaze pilots sacrifice their lives?” He smiled and said, “Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein.”
