Off Topic Jokes thread

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Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said,
You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy.
Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy.
Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of the twats out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!.
 
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