Off Topic Jokes thread

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I was chatting a girl up and she told me she was a sergeant in the police force. Anyway, Tina asked me if I wanted to spend the night at hers which I gladly accepted.

The next morning she offered me eggs, bacon, beans and sausages.

I said to her “Don’t fry for me sergeant Tina!”
 
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