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Are you sure that's not a Wetherspoons at the bottom of the steps?
I bought a box of condoms earlier today.
The cashier asked if I'd like a bag.
I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
The cashier asked if I'd like a bag.
I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
My girlfriend left me because she said I'm too old fashioned.
I'll wager a shilling she's courting some scallywag.
I'll wager a shilling she's courting some scallywag.
At the age of 77, Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in the new Terminator film.
The only difference is his catchphrase which has been changed to...
"Arrhh me back!"
The only difference is his catchphrase which has been changed to...
"Arrhh me back!"
Monday: Greg
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Tuesday: Ian
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