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    Are you sure that's not a Wetherspoons at the bottom of the steps?
     
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    You could well be right, devo <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    I bought a box of condoms earlier today.

    The cashier asked if I'd like a bag.

    I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
     
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    My girlfriend left me because she said I'm too old fashioned.

    I'll wager a shilling she's courting some scallywag.
     
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    At the age of 77, Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in the new Terminator film.

    The only difference is his catchphrase which has been changed to...

    "Arrhh me back!"
     
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    Monday: Greg
    Tuesday: Ian
    Wednesday: Greg
    Thursday: Ian
    Friday: Greg
    Saturday: Ian
    Sunday: Greg

    Gregorian Calendar
     
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