Off Topic Jokes thread
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Two Blonde's were walking through a forrest when they came across a set of tracks.
Oh look, Badger tracks say's the first
no no, they are Fox tracks said the second.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.....
Oh look, Badger tracks say's the first
no no, they are Fox tracks said the second.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.....
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
A peanut stuck in the ear can be removed by melted chocolate.
Tip a little in the ear and the peanut comes out a treat.....
Tip a little in the ear and the peanut comes out a treat.....
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