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    Dear Tesco
    Due mainly to the sheer cheek of you implying cutting one thing in half increases its quantity,
    Please make my local Tesco stores aware I’ll be paying my next £20 shop with a tenner I’ve cut in half.
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    Danny Dyer just went all in. Called Keir Starmer a c*** on live TV.
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    Trys Vegan Diet.
    Eats 3 Vegans a Day.
    Feels Fantastic!

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