Off Topic Jokes thread

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I stopped off at the pub after work as normal but stayed a bit longer than expected.
My Mr's stormed in with a plate of beans on toast, slammed it on the bar and shouted in front of all my mates, "You spend all your time in here you might as well eat your tea here." then she stormed back out.
I've never been so embarrassed.
I'd told the lads I was having steak that night.
 
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