I stopped off at the pub after work as normal but stayed a bit longer than expected. My Mr's stormed in with a plate of beans on toast, slammed it on the bar and shouted in front of all my mates, "You spend all your time in here you might as well eat your tea here." then she stormed back out. I've never been so embarrassed. I'd told the lads I was having steak that night.
Plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject. Nowadays you talk about botox and no one raises an eyebrow.....
A good wife will always be by your side during bad times. Mostly to remind you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her