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Taxi and Drunk Passengers..
After picking them up, the cab driver quickly realized his passengers were drunk, so he decided to have a little fun. He started the engine, let it idle for a few minutes, and then turned it off.
With a straight face, he turned to his passengers and said, "We're here! You've arrived at your destination!"
The first guy fumbled for his wallet, handed the driver some cash, and stumbled out of the car. The second passenger thanked him as he followed suit, handing him his fare.
But the third man suddenly leaned in and slapped the cab driver across the face! Shocked, the driver thought, "Maybe this one wasn't as drunk as I thought!"
"Hey, what was that for?" he protested, rubbing his sore cheek.
The third guy slurred, "Watch your speed next time! You almost got us all killed!"
 
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