Off Topic Jokes thread

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I was sitting opposite a woman breastfeeding in the park earlier and got quite turned on. She asked me if I fancied doing it and I rushed at the chance. After a couple of minutes sucking her breast she was obviously getting quite horny and said to me "Is there anything else you'd like?"

I said "bloody hell, You haven't got a Farley's rusk too , have you?"
 
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