Off Topic Jokes thread

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“I remember talking with Roy Keane in a match once. I used to talk to him all the time. I used to tell him I was sleeping with his Wife and he'd say ‘I'm not even married’. I'd say she was in the stands looking at me, he'd look up and I'd just run away with the ball. To be fair to Roy, I would always have pull a prank to get past him. He was too good otherwise. He just stared at me afterwards as if he was going to fill me in” ~ Paul Gascoigne on coming up against Roy Keane
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