Off Topic Jokes thread

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I took the wife to a Night Club last night. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. My wife turned to me and said, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still f*cking celebrating!"