Off Topic Jokes thread

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A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed when she says. "Darling, now that we are married, I have a little confession to make, I was a hooker before we met, are you OK with that?"
He replies "Of course I am darling, we hadn't met then and to be honest it turns me on, so tell me more "
She says "Well, my name used to be Brian and I played for St. Helens".
 
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