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I was watching the Olympics when it was announced that GB was in a 'Nail biting final'... How long has that been classed as a sport then?
My wife got me a bracelet with the first initials of our kids on it. Now as I lay on the side of the road, paramedics treating me, I silently pray for David, Nicole and Rachel.......
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it........
A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed when she says. "Darling, now that we are married, I have a little confession to make, I was a hooker before we met, are you OK with that?" He replies "Of course I am darling, we hadn't met then and to be honest it turns me on, so tell me more " She says "Well, my name used to be Brian and I played for St. Helens".
