Off Topic Jokes thread
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My wife started crying about her weight while we were eating our lunch today.
I said, "Chin up, love."
She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me."
I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
I said, "Chin up, love."
She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me."
I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
I said to my friend, "I saw a band perform in South East Asia."
“Singapore?"
I said, "He wasn't great, but I've heard worse."
“Singapore?"
I said, "He wasn't great, but I've heard worse."
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