Off Topic Jokes thread

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Mother, father, and son were having dinner, and the son wouldn't eat his sprouts.
Mother said, "Son, eat your sprouts," but the son refused.
Father leaned over and whispered in the boy's ear.
The boy quickly ate his sprouts and went to his room.
The mother asked, "What did you say to him?"
Father replied, "I told him his willy wouldn't grow any bigger if he didn't eat them!"
The mother slapped the father around the head.
He asked, "What was that for?"
She replied, "For not eating your sprouts when you were a child."
 
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