Off Topic Jokes thread

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Guy with no arms or legs sitting on towel on the beach.

Gorgeous topless blonde comes up to him and asks have you ever been hugged. He said no so she gave him a big hug and snuggled him into her tits.

Next a gorgeous red head comes up and asks had he ever been kissed he said no. So she bent down gave him a massive kiss, tongues and all.

With that a gorgeous auburn haired girl came and asked him have you ever been ****ed.

He said no with real expectation.

She said you soon will be the tides coming in ….