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    My missus and I were looking out of the window at the pouring rain when she dared me to strip off and dance in it.

    Always up for a dare, I stripped off and ran out of the door and I was having a right laugh until I saw the doors close behind me and the bus drive away.
     
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    I hate when people use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

    Especially when I'm inebriated beyond the exuberance of my own verbosity to notice.
     
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    Just got thrown out of the local Mosque.

    I was stood there during prayers . . .and . . . well . . . I couldn't help myself . .

    I fuc*ing LOVE leapfrog........
     
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