Off Topic Jokes thread
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I was the first in the queue this morning at the DFS Boxing Day sale and as soon as I got in, I put my thousand pound on the counter..
"I want the black leather 3 piece suite in the store window, please", I said.
"But that one is £5,000, Sir", replied to the assistant.
"Well, not according to your sign it isn't"
"It clearly says, DFS GRAND SALE!!"
"I want the black leather 3 piece suite in the store window, please", I said.
"But that one is £5,000, Sir", replied to the assistant.
"Well, not according to your sign it isn't"
"It clearly says, DFS GRAND SALE!!"