Off Topic Jokes thread

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I setup a video call on my iPad with my doctor after I discovered a suspicious lump on my left testicle. I dropped my pants and explained it all to my doctor...

Got some funny looks from the other customers in Costa Coffee though!
 
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I went back to the doctor today. I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction".

"Where actually did you apply it?" he asked. I said,"on the bus".