Off Topic Jokes thread
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The police knocked the door late last night, and said.
"Where were you at 20.05pm tonight?"
I replied, "Well, as it happens, at 8pm I took the missus to the bedroom, for a bit of you know what."
The missus shouted from the kitchen,
"yeah that's right, but f#ck knows where he was at 5 past!"
"Where were you at 20.05pm tonight?"
I replied, "Well, as it happens, at 8pm I took the missus to the bedroom, for a bit of you know what."
The missus shouted from the kitchen,
"yeah that's right, but f#ck knows where he was at 5 past!"