Off Topic Jokes thread

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After his father has run off with another lady the little boy tells his mummy that she should find a new boyfriend. She tells him she doesn't need a boyfriend and that the television is her new boyfriend. She tells him that even though she has to bang it to get it going that when it gets going it keeps her happy for ages. Later that day the parish priest knocks at the door and the little boy answers it. The priest asks if his mummy is in to which the little boy replies. Yes she is but she is banging her boyfriend at the moment to get him going but once he gets going he will keep her happy for hours.
 
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