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    A prehistoric skull with Y shaped eye sockets has been found in Newcastle.

    They named him Y eye man
     
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    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.
    Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
    'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
    She did this faithfully for several months!
    To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
    One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
    Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
    A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. 'Rustom's?'
    'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
    He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock.
     
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