Off Topic Jokes thread

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Two women chatting on the seat in front of me on the bus

#1 My boyfriend has got terrible dandruff

#2 Give him Head & Shoulders

---short pause----

#1 How do I give him Shoulders?

 

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Emma Radacanu proves that not all Brits are afraid of US Courts ….

 

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I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?”
He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”

 

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I think it's ridiculous that people are letting off fireworks in September.

My cat was so scared he ran up the Christmas tree.

 

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