Two women chatting on the seat in front of me on the bus #1 My boyfriend has got terrible dandruff #2 Give him Head & Shoulders ---short pause---- #1 How do I give him Shoulders?
I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?” He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”
I think it's ridiculous that people are letting off fireworks in September. My cat was so scared he ran up the Christmas tree.
