Off Topic Jokes thread
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Just opened a birthday card and loads of rice fell out of it.
Must have been from my uncle Ben.
Must have been from my uncle Ben.
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Finding out it was traced.
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that?
Guys, we can't do it.
Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other.
Guys, we can't do it.
Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other.
I was in the car the other day with the Misses when she said to me "I'm sure the people in the car next to us are Welsh"
What makes you think that I said. "Well, because the kids in the back are writing 'stit ruoy su wohs' on the window".........
What makes you think that I said. "Well, because the kids in the back are writing 'stit ruoy su wohs' on the window".........