Off Topic Jokes thread
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My friend left town to pursue a career in mime.
I haven’t heard from him since......
I haven’t heard from him since......
My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
Just what fu*king planet is she on?
Just what fu*king planet is she on?
- George Bush decided that as his last act as President he is going to reach out to US Muslims after the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
- Every Muslim Community Leader has been invited to a Texas Hog Roast on the White House lawn.
- Michael Owen is in a nightclub.
- He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag.
- She says: "Blimey, you"re a little forward, aren"t you?"
My wife was not impressed when I bought a revolving chair.
Then she sat on it.
I think she’s coming round.....
Then she sat on it.
I think she’s coming round.....