Off Topic Jokes thread
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Women are super easy to figure out if you're a rocket scientist who can read minds.
When I was growing up, we were so poor my mum bought my clothes from an army and navy shop.
I went to school dressed as a Japanese admiral.
I went to school dressed as a Japanese admiral.
A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”
The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”
Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”
Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported....we don't have Oleg to stand on.....