Off Topic Jokes thread
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Asked one of my colleagues if they were doing Movember earlier as I’d be happy to sponsor them.
She didn’t reply and for some reason she’s now been in the toilets for 45 minutes, and I’ve just had an email from our HR dept.
She didn’t reply and for some reason she’s now been in the toilets for 45 minutes, and I’ve just had an email from our HR dept.
A lorry laden with thousands of Thesauruses shed its load on the motorway yesterday.
Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, confused, shocked, dazed, bewildered, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, confounded, amazed, perplexed and speechless.
Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, confused, shocked, dazed, bewildered, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, confounded, amazed, perplexed and speechless.
I'm not saying my girlfriend is the biggest in the ballet class.
But, she is wearing a three three.....
But, she is wearing a three three.....
- Q. How many ears does Spock have?
- A. 3. A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier.
- TIP OF THE DAY!!!
- Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?"
My kids came back from Trick or Treating with a sofa and 2 armchairs.
I was furious, I've told them a million times not to accept suites from strangers
I was furious, I've told them a million times not to accept suites from strangers