Bloke just knocked on my door.
I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall.
I said "who are you?"
He replied "I'm the meter man"
I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall.
I said "who are you?"
He replied "I'm the meter man"
Off Topic Jokes thread
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- My wife once asked me how I could sleep knowing I was killing myself by smoking.
- "It"s easy," I said, "I know I"m killing you through passive smoking."
- Mary had a little skirt with a slit right up both sides
- And everytime that Mary walked you could see her thighs
- Mary had another skirt with a slit right up the front.........
- She didnt wear that one as often
Reg, our Parcel Force delivery driver, sadly passed away yesterday.
His funeral will be on Tuesday, sometime between 1 and 5 p.m.
His funeral will be on Tuesday, sometime between 1 and 5 p.m.