Off Topic Jokes thread
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- I w*nked over a blind girl yesterday.
- She never saw me coming.
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- This old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver, both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady is again on the car boot-and she passes the same stall when the owner says
- "How are you getting on with those toilet brushes?" and the little old dear says
- " Well i"m persevering , but the old man"s gone back to paper"
- I met a girl the other night who told me that when she gives blowjobs, she likes to keep a mint in her mouth.
- Well that"s refreshing, I thought.
- Just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday...
- F*ckin" hoover works perfectly now!