Off Topic Jokes thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Pope Francis was stopped by a woman in the Pheonix Park over the weekend and she begged him to help with her 19 year old son's hearing. He looked at the young man and walked towards him. He placed both hands over his ears, closed his eyes and said a beautiful prayer.

The pope took his hands off the lads ears and smiled "how's your hearing now my son? "
The lad replied " I haven't a clue I’m not in court until Tuesday”
 
  • Like
Reactions: antipodean exile
  • Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
  • The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
  • "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
  • Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
  • The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
  • There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
  • "How "bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wooperts_duck and devonFRATTONiser
  • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
  • "What are you doing?" She asked.
  • "Hunting Flies" He responded.
  • "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
  • "Yes, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
  • Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
  • He replied "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wooperts_duck
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back