- While I agree with a healthier Britain, I"m totally against the Government"s statement on four fruits a day.
- I"ve worn myself out trawling all the gay pubs and clubs and, on top of that, my f*cking ar*ehole is shot to sh*t
Off Topic Jokes thread
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- Paddy was driving down the road in County Kerry when all of a sudden he notices somebody in a field of corn to his right in a rowing boat.
- So he pulls up, gets out and shouts over "You there, what"s your name and what the bejesus are ya doing in a boat in a field of corn?"
- The man casually replies, "Me name"s Seamus, and I"m rowing me boat, what does it look like I"m doin"?
- You know what," said Paddy, "Its people like yaself who give us Irish a bad name, why I"d beat you up meself right now only I can"t swim"
