Off Topic Jokes thread

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A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.
The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.
The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny will be a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers were finally satisfied.
They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter... as long as the kid fits in the canon.”
 
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  • A blonde was recently hired at an office.
  • Her first task was to go out for coffee.
  • Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
  • She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
  • She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
  • The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
  • "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
 
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