Off Topic Jokes thread
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Will You Still Need Me?
Will you still feed me?
Will you still feed me?
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning,
"I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,
"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
"I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,
"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Hello everyone. Is there anyone on here that knows about drones?
I bought a drone last Saturday at a car boot sale and now that I have a day off, I wanted to try it but I can't get it to fly.
Anyone help?
PS. Since I have no user manual of the drone, here is a picture of it!
I bought a drone last Saturday at a car boot sale and now that I have a day off, I wanted to try it but I can't get it to fly.
Anyone help?
PS. Since I have no user manual of the drone, here is a picture of it!
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I went up to a fat bird in a club last night and said, "you've dropped something."
"Let me guess," she smirked," your jaw?"
"No," I replied, "my standards, it's five minutes until closing time."
"Let me guess," she smirked," your jaw?"
"No," I replied, "my standards, it's five minutes until closing time."
Apparently on FIFA 18 to score an over-head kick with your left foot you have to do a 'Stan Collymore'.
Hit the 'X' repeatedly.
Hit the 'X' repeatedly.
My turn this time ! Can't open it
No idea what's going on even some of mine I cant re open on a second look I just see the link and it wont open - buggered if I know
Footnote - sometimes I log in then try to do summat and I have to log in again - funny old world eh!