Off Topic Jokes thread
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I've heard figures of £3 million being mentioned, anti
Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"F*ck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.
I f*cking love working in the prison canteen.
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"F*ck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.
I f*cking love working in the prison canteen.
I think my loan shark want's a game of cricket.
He's walking down my driveway holding a bat.
He's walking down my driveway holding a bat.
F*ck me, Baby Spice from the Spice Girls, hasn't aged very well!
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