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    I've heard figures of £3 million being mentioned, anti <laugh>
     
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    Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."

    "Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"

    "F*ck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.

    I f*cking love working in the prison canteen.
     
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    I think my loan shark want's a game of cricket.

    He's walking down my driveway holding a bat.
     
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    F*ck me, Baby Spice from the Spice Girls, hasn't aged very well!

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