Off Topic Jokes thread

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Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."

"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"

"F*ck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.

I f*cking love working in the prison canteen.
 
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