Off Topic Jokes thread
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I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in.
I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test.
I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test.
Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London.
Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.
Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.
Q: What is the medical term for the fatty tissue, surrounding the clitoris?
A: The wife
A: The wife
If there's any vegetarians out there who fancy a very tasty snack, but want the guarantee that there is no meat in it whatsoever, I suggest a steak bake from Gregg's.
The wife and I went to a bank robbers-themed fancy dress party last night.
Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
Any Call of Duty players? I have this problem. I just finished a team death match game and I went to see stats but the stats I'm looking for are not showing up and now that the girls have stopped reading this does anybody know a good porn site?
A blonde called Margaret Sh*thouse decides she has lived long enough with her embarrassing name, so she goes to the solicitors to change her name by deed poll.
The solicitor asks "What would you like it changed to?"
She replies "Samantha"
The solicitor asks "What would you like it changed to?"
She replies "Samantha"
"I'm a great supporter of feminism; the sooner women can do our jobs for us the better.
If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist...
I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.
I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.
Mens handy hints No 1.
If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say, "I’m glad you don’t dress like that."
If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say, "I’m glad you don’t dress like that."
Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.
This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.
This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.