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    It's a Joke unfortunately...........Beautiful "NOT" Bournemouth

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    At least the seagulls are getting a feed and cleaning up

     
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    Life was so simple before I got married.

    I had absolutely no idea there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge...
     
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    I've just released my own fragrance.

    But nobody on this bus seems to like it....
     
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    Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf

    I haven't heard from him since.
     
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    Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous
    mole removed from his penis...... he won't be shagging one of those again!
     
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    A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy.

    Doc say's 'that looks nasty'.

    She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!
     
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