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    I've written a book called 'How to be a Ladder Hoarder'.

    It's a step buy step buy step buy step guide.
     
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    My wife came into my shed yesterday.

    "You're wasting your time and money on all these inventions!'' she said.

    It was at this point that the Slap-a-twat-automatic 3000 proved her wrong.
     
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    • Whoever said men can"t multi-task?
    • I mean, have you never seen a guy watch porn?
     
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    • One armed butlers.
    • They can take it, but they can"t dish it out.
     
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