Off Topic Jokes thread
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- What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
- They can smell it but they can"t eat it.
- This guy and this girl finish coming from a blind date when before he can say good night she asks him if he wants to have a drink.
- He says, "Yes," so they go in the house and they go in her room and she says, "Now close your eyes I have a surprise for you."
- She later says, "You can open your eyes now," he opens them and she has whipped cream all over her pussy.
- He goes and start eating the whipped cream until he found himself with a dick in his mouth.
- The girl starts crying and says, "I shouldn"t of lied to you, I"m a man my name is bob and I"m a plumber from Liverpool."
- The guy with a sickened look says, "You, you never said you were from Liverpool."
- Why are synagogues circular?
- So Jews can"t hide in the corner when the collection plate is passed around.
- Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
- To feed the toilet duck.
The young couple next door have made a sex video.
Obviously they don't know yet.
Obviously they don't know yet.
I was walking out of ASDA just now with my shopping when a man approached me and asked, "Would you be interested in joining the AA?"
F*ck sake, just because I have 20 bottles of beer in my trolley you have me down as an alcoholic. Judgemental b*stard.
F*ck sake, just because I have 20 bottles of beer in my trolley you have me down as an alcoholic. Judgemental b*stard.
Poor old Jeremy Corbyn's in trouble again for choosing McAfee antivirus on his laptop.
They're accusing him of being Anti Symantec
They're accusing him of being Anti Symantec