- Did you hear about the young gayboy who left home? ...
- Just because he didn't like the way he was being 'reared'.
Off Topic Jokes thread
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- A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
- By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I"m afraid there has been a mistake.
- You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
- The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I"m afraid I"ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
- The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
- A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man"s table and says, "Listen and listen good.
- That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I"ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I"ll do the same to you.
- You pull out one of its legs, I"ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I"ll break one of your arms!"
- The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird"s rectum, pulls it out and licks it.
- He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks.
Cost me a bloody arm and a leg.
Cost me a bloody arm and a leg.
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- FACT
- There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months and a total of 2,112 deaths.
- That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
- The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period.
- That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq.Conclusion:
- Maybe its time the U.S. pull out of Washington?
- A Muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise.
- Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon.
- A bemused Allah then says to him, "why do you think they"re still virgins?"