This year I'm going to a Halloween party in Liverpool dressed as a job application form. That should scare the s*it out of everyone.
Rihanna spotted coming out of a London hotel after spending a night with Arsene Wenger. please log in to view this image
Followed this twat round for 20 minutes today. Still didn't get any WIFI ! please log in to view this image
BREAKING: Liverpool manager has resigned! He's taking his family home to Germany. The Klopps go back this weekend!