So I was working on a building site and the delivery driver said, 'Why won't you sign for these elevators?' I said 'I'm not allowed to accept lifts off strangers'.
The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty. I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once. She's still not home yet & I'm getting hungry........
I accidently paid for my groceries with my library card. My macaroni cheese is due back next Tuesday.
Rumour has it, Katy Perry reveals her next ambitious challenge is to ride the number 7 from Harrogate to Leeds without getting chinned by the prisoners wives when they get on at Wealstun. please log in to view this image
