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    You know you’re old when entering your year of birth online.

    You have to spin that thing like you’re on Wheel of Fortune......
     
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    40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

    All three said No.....
     
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    Just bought a bottle of Fred Flintstone aftershave.

    It is very powerful and you don't need much.

    A little dab'll do....
     
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    Amanda Holden has been cast in the remake of Basic Instinct, and I really can't wait
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