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Just answered a knock on the door. Fella standing there holding a clip board. 'T.V. licencing,' he said, 'You don't seem to have a licence to watch your television. ' I said, 'I do.' So I showed him. He said, ' But this is a photostat copy of last year's.' I said, 'Yes, that's right. All that's on are repeats.'
"You should buy some curtains!", my neighbour told me, "Every night I can see you & your wife having sex." "You should buy some new glasses!" I replied, "You'd see that it's your wife."
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I'm now in hospital, waiting to be seen...
