I see Yoko Ono is going into the jungle on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. She'll be good. She's managed to live off a beatle for 30 years….
This kid looks more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Police pulls over Paddy for speeding "have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes." Police says "what the hell are you doing driving ??" Paddy replies "I couldn't fu#kin walk''
BBC breaking news: Women can now serve in ALL roles in the Armed Forces. In other news, all reverse gears from British tanks have been removed.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders she probably likes you.
On my way to Millwall and wondered if anyone could recommend a friendly local pub? Preen Army. please log in to view this image
STORY OF THE DAY - please log in to view this image George Best on Puskás: “I was with (Bobby) Charlton, (Denis) Law and Puskás, we were coaching a football academy in Australia. The youngsters did not respect Puskás, including making fun of his weight and age. We decided to let the guys challenge a coach to hit the crossbar 10 times in a row, obviously, they picked the old large guy. Dennis Law asked the kids how many they thought the old large coach would get out of ten. Most said less than five. I said ten. The old large guy stepped up and hit nine in a row. For the tenth shot, he scooped the ball in the air, bounced it off both shoulders and his head, then flicked it over with his heel and cannoned the ball off the crossbar on the volley. They all stood in silence, shocked, then one kid asked who he was, I replied, "To you, his name is Mr. Puskás". please log in to view this image
