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    National Service ... What could possibly go wrong........

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    My friend told me today ‘I’ve got a new girlfriend but the trouble is that she is sex mad. She wants to make love morning, noon and night, what on earth can I do to stop it?

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    I was going to sail around the world in the smallest ship ever built . . . . but I bottled it !
     
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