My wife is always trying to put me down… But that's just one of the hazards of being married to a vet.
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight". Mick replied "Everyone will be watching the band" Paddy says "There isn't a band playing tonight". Mick replied "I definitely heard someone say 'A band on ship' ".........
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees: "I don't want to know." The child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asks. “What's wrong?” "Oh, dad." The boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really f**k, I'll have nothing left to live for."
